Monday, September 15, 2008
yomama so fat:
when a truck hit her she said "hu trew dhat rock"
when a spirit possessed her it cant find its way out.
she was once believed to be a satelite.
since dhe day she was born eclipces was as common as grass.
when she turn around we said welcome back.
when she saw dhe menu she said ok.
when she ate a whale she asked wers dhe main course.
when dher was an earthquake everyone looked at her.
her onli fren was godzilla.
her shadow weighted 25kg.
when she went for an operation all dhe knife got dented.
when i broke her knee gravy poured out.
yomama so dumb:
she tot romeo n juliet was porn.
she starve to death in a grocery store.
she tot a fire hose was a flamethrower.
when she lost a hand she went to dhe secondhand shop.
she went to dhe zoo t0 find tiger woods.
she tot david cook was a chef.
when ppl called her chio she said pajiao.
yomama so ugly:
she turn madussa into stone
she made onions cry
she was dhe reason y dinosaurs were extinct.
when you asked eur father where he met her he said SPCA.
even ahmeng cor her sister.
when ufo came it left.
yomama so old:
she gave birth to eur grandmother
when i told her to act her age she died.
she created god.
when she went in a antique shop dhey wont let her leave.
her memory was black n white.yomama so cheap:
she hung toilet papers to dry.
she fought with and ant for food.
when she went to kfc she started licking ppls finger.
she cooked ice for lunch.
hugging is my hobbie..
